Things My Roommate Says and Does
To be updated as often as she says and does something noteworthy. So, often.
- •She microwaved a Chewy bar in it's wrapper.
- •She threw a flaming paper towel at me and screamed fire as I calmly filled a cup with water and extinguished the fire.
- •She lifted her shirt and asked me if her boobs were lopsided.
- •She is naked. Always.
- •She ran 2 stop signs / lights when I drove behind her.
- •She ate all of my cereal. Thrice.
- •She left her worn underwear on the kitchen stove.
- •She bought a cigarette lighter because she didn't know how to use our regular lighter. She didn't know how to use the cigarette lighter either.
- •She ate at the same restaurant and ordered the same pizza slice 4 times in one week.
- •She broke up with her boyfriend when he accidentally overheard her loudly talking to her family about how she wants to break up with him