Reasons Why You're Not Liking My Lists Immediately After I Post Them

why @online isn't liking my posts even though she asked me to join this app.
  1. She's halfway across the world and is probably asleep or busy when I post and will like them when she wakes up.
  2. She hates me.
  3. She's secretly staring a Facebook group about how much she hates me and she's invited all of our friends.
  4. She thinks I'm not funny and hasn't been able to tell me to my face and just pretends to be friends with me and she hates me.