HOW TO BE ME IN FIVE EASY STEPS

You could say I'm a creature of habit.
  1. 1.
    Set at least four alarms every morning and sleep until the last one
    This does not apply on weekends. Then, avoid alarms altogether.
  2. 2.
    Eat the same breakfast and lunch every day
    Dinner is when you get to mix it up a little
  3. 3.
    Only grocery shop on Sundays
  4. 4.
    Call your parents every Friday on your way home from work
  5. 5.
    Be moderately on time for most things and at least an hour and a half early to important things like job interviews and jury duty.
    When flying, arrive at the gate so early your flight information isn't on the screen yet. There's no way that plane is leaving without you.