WHAT I WOULD DO/BUY WITH THE $1.5 BILLION POWERBALL JACKPOT

  1. A recurring role in the Chicago franchise
  2. Saint West
  3. Equinox gym membership (not to work out, just to know their secrets)
  4. So many Hamilton tickets
  5. So many Adele tickets
  6. Ask Bernie for forgiveness now that I'm part of the 1%
  7. A mansion with 30 puppies and 30 full time dog sitters
  8. A camera crew to make a reality show about my dog mansion
  9. The Hannah Montana wig
  10. Eggs
  11. Milk
  12. That one flavor of lollipop I remember from my childhood but can't name
  13. A strong friendship with Oprah
  14. More lives in candy crush