1. Meme generators
  2. Mom texting me at 6a on my bday not to say Happy Bday but to tell me that they're frustrated because their car broke down ... oh wait... they got a loaner under base warranty ❣❣❣ (whatever that is. Don't know. Don't care.)
  3. Starbucks app (How do I find my free drink on this thing?! [pulls into Dunkin Donuts])
  4. Daylight saving time
  5. Make up (I was two seconds from putting it on but decided I didn't want to wash my face before bed. #priorities)