On Swearing

  1. So for some reason yesterday I got it in my head that I should stop swearing.
  2. I am a professional adult and I need to get it together.
  3. And act like it.
  4. I don't know where exactly this thought came from.
  5. But I'm a determined person and I'm going to see it through.
  6. So now I have to come up with some really awesome, non-swearing catch phrases.
  7. Did anyone see Night at the Museum 2?
  8. Amy Adams plays Amelia Earhart, and says some crazy adorable things.
  9. And I want to be like that...
  10. "Crimey! We're jimmy-jacked!"
  11. Anyway... Suggestions for non-swear words I can use to replace swear words?
  12. As Chris can tell you my favorite non swear word is "oh bother".
    Use it in place of "shit", "fuck", "damn" etc. very versatile and makes ppl smile. You may steal it if you like. 😉
    Suggested by   @KateandDogs
  13. "Bloomers" is the swear word my gramma used.
    I haven't quite gotten the hang of it. Maybe I'm too young. Ha! But it seems to work in place of most swear words.
    Suggested by   @julieann718
  14. "shut the front door"
    Ok, its a phrase, not a word, but it's still fun to say. 😊
    Suggested by   @Jvg0122
  15. "FISH AND CHIPS!!"
    I have kids with ears, so I had to clean it up a bit. "Oh Fish!" also works 🐟🐠🐡
    Suggested by   @mchellepeterson
  16. Dagnabbit helps in a bind!
    Suggested by   @grantevan
  17. I worked with a guy that said poopy-doo
    Suggested by   @gnarshiptrooper
  18. My mom said Suger booger
    Suggested by   @gnarshiptrooper
  19. Shiznitzle
    Suggested by   @gnarshiptrooper