FIRST FEW PURCHASES IF I WON THE LOTTERY

Depends on the amount, but I have simple tastes...
  1. I would get a trainer.
    I need someone to kick my ass, an ass that has grown.
  2. I would get my dream apartment in more than one city
    Likely current hometown, and one other spot.
  3. I would buy one nice car
  4. I would put Ivy League school money away for a certain little girl
  5. I would donate a large amount to charities that help protect women's rights. Abuse, medical care, educating women, and family planning.
  6. I would something nice for my morher
  7. I would travel to a really nice spa and have a few nice dinners with a few friends
  8. Then I would be back at work within 30 days