1. Moonlighting
    I just want this to be every show on television! The capers! The sexual tension! The classic snark! I need it!
  2. Moonlighting
    Seriously, why can I not see this show??
  3. Dukes of Hazzard
  4. The Facts of Life
    I'd like a little more moral guidance in my television, please.
  5. Night Court
    I wouldn't know who Mel Torme was otherwise. What an uninspired life that would be.
  6. Dallas
    I want to know what all the hubbub was about.
  7. Step by Step
    Though, scratch this if it will mean more money for that one dude who hit a girl.
  8. Punky Brewster
    I quit ballet to watch this show on the reg. I hope it was worth it.