I make notes in the notes app and then I forget what the point of them was, or what I was trying to remind myself of.
  1. I don't miss our friendship. I miss my money.
  2. The ha ha never came
  3. 19 movie monsters that look like penises and vaginas
  4. What's your project?
  5. I'm not like miss literal dot com
  6. A guy escapes an oppressive 1984-ish enclosed dystopian society and get to a safe place for refugees that then slowly reveals itself to be, in many small ways, just as oppressive as the one he has escaped
  7. Pure overwhelmed woman
  8. I just looked at her and thought, she's a bitch