THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN SAID FOR WAY TOO LONG

And my (internal) response
  1. "And who said chivalry is dead?"
    I will take that subway seat right back!
  2. "Washington is broken"
    I don't have any money for you
  3. "Rock is dead"
    so insightful, thank you
  4. "Cool beans"
    Don't.