Because why not? (inspired by a list from @jpbateson)
  1. Dwight Shrute: Monday
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    Has lots for you to do. Reminds you how much you hate it every chance it gets.
  2. Stanley Hudson: Tuesday
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    Uninspired.
  3. Ryan Howard: Wednesday
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    Acts like your friend with the whole "Hey, the week is half over!" thing. Actually hates your guts.
  4. Pam Beesly: Thursday
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    Quietly the coolest one here.
  5. With Creed Bratton as Friday
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    Tells you how crazy this weekend is going to be.
  6. And Michael Scott as Saturday
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    Never goes quite like Friday expects.
  7. Special Appearance by Kelly Kapoor as Sunday
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    Fun, flirty day off, but always wants you to like it as much as it likes you.