@joannfabrics is inspired. Who will be next?
  1. Jared, the Galleria of Jewelry
    Spoiler alert: No one's grandma gets that excited about the mall.
  2. Arby's
    If we just keep saying "meat," will you start eating here? No? How about free drugs?
  3. Costco
    Cost of admission: Your soul. Which is a pretty good deal. I mean, look at this price on a shipping container of sriracha.
  4. Sears
    You ever notice how it always smells like tires in here? Us either.
  5. f.y.e.
    Wait, we're still in business? Fuck.
  6. Glamour Shots
    We spelled it with a U, so you know it's classy.