Finding the Next @joannfabrics
@joannfabrics is inspired. Who will be next?
- •Jared, the Galleria of JewelrySpoiler alert: No one's grandma gets that excited about the mall.
- •Arby'sIf we just keep saying "meat," will you start eating here? No? How about free drugs?
- •CostcoCost of admission: Your soul. Which is a pretty good deal. I mean, look at this price on a shipping container of sriracha.
- •SearsYou ever notice how it always smells like tires in here? Us either.
- •f.y.e.Wait, we're still in business? Fuck.
- •Glamour ShotsWe spelled it with a U, so you know it's classy.