Hours of the (Traditional) Work Day If They Were Played by Gossip Girl Characters
Full disclosure: I stopped watching several seasons before (spoiler alert) Dan revealed he was Gossip Girl. But somehow, I don't think that matters.
- •Jenny Humphrey: 8:00–9:00The worst.
- •Serena van der Woodsen: 9:00–10:00No, wait. Yup, this is definitely worse.
- •Rufus Humphrey: 10:00–11:00Hey, look: The resident, self-proclaimed "creative" has an idea! Let's all pretend to listen!
- •Blair Waldorf: 11:00–12:00I like you, but I'm not exactly sure why.
- •Chuck Bass: Lunch HourThe best part of the day. Except when it sucks.
- •Nate Archibald: 1:00–2:00As riveting as the onset of a food coma.
- •This Guy: 2:00–3:00Boss stopped by, but I either missed him or just don't remember. Seems about right.
- •Vanessa Abrams: 3:00–4:00Meh.
- •Dan Humphrey: 4:00–5:00Whoa whoa whoa … you're dropping this bombshell on me now? When I'm literally trying to walk out the door?