Reasons I Haven't Listed in Over a Month

Some of you have been kind enough to like my old stuff and/or follow me in the last few days, so I thought I owed you something new, even if it's just me lamely talking about why I haven't been listing.
  1. Dada-ing
    Turns out taking care of two kids IS harder than one.
  2. Compiling a 7-week winning streak in @list fantasy baseball
    With apologies to Commissioner @supercommonname and the rest of our 6-person league
  3. Stressing about Trump being a candidate for president
    Seriously horrifying.
  4. Being reminded that having my anxiety disorder under control sometimes doesn't mean a damn thing
    There's a reason I think there are a lot of parallels to substance abuse.
  5. Getting off Twitter
    Because of all the Trump stuff.
  6. Texting with my wife while she tried to get tickets for Hamilton in Chicago
    Spoiler alert: Knowing someone who works on the show does not help.
  7. Writing
    Books are long.