So Last Night

@bjnovak liked a list about my book.
  1. And I was like "I'm totally going on Oprah!"
  2. But then I remembered that's not really a thing anymore.
  3. Not to mention the list only ended up getting like 6 likes, anyway.
    BJ is clearly far more discerning than all of you.
  4. So this morning, I stuck with my plan to drive four hours to get a good deal on some bookshelves at IKEA.
  5. Now I have to write some blah blah for the day job.
  6. I mean, basically.