1. People who set off their own fireworks and freak our dog out.
    It's one of the only times we hear her howl. And anything that makes this face that sad is pure evil. Especially when it's not even the 4th but like July 1st or 6th—OR EVERY DAY IN BETWEEN.
  2. People who set off their own fireworks without giving any thought to people with PTSD.
    They're usually *super* pro-veterans—until it infringes on their "right" to blow shit up while drinking Bud Light.
  3. People who are vocal about being patriotic while not having even a baseline understanding of the Constitution.
    Your 2nd Amendment t-shirt is literally the grossest thing I've ever seen. #Merica