aka The Shondaland ShadeThrowers
  1. Olivia Pope
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    Quintessential five-tool player. No weaknesses. Likely could get us a good deal on white hats.
  2. Jake Ballard
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    Freakish talent, even if he does … uh … come unhinged from time to time. Basically Manny Ramirez. And bonus: Felicity would probably come to some of our games.
  3. Cyrus Beane
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    For sure can get us some steroids.
  4. Huck
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    If the benches ever clear, we are going to. Fuck. You. Up.
  5. Elizabeth North
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    See Huck. But in a way you don't mind quite so much.
  6. Rowan Pope
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    Who wants to get hyped up by a pre-game speech? I WANT TO GET HYPED UP BY A PRE-GAME SPEECH SIR YES SIR!
  7. David Rosen
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    We'll make him bring snack.