The 7 Scandal Characters I'd Want on My Kickball Team
aka The Shondaland ShadeThrowers
- •Olivia PopeQuintessential five-tool player. No weaknesses. Likely could get us a good deal on white hats.
- •Jake BallardFreakish talent, even if he does … uh … come unhinged from time to time. Basically Manny Ramirez. And bonus: Felicity would probably come to some of our games.
- •Cyrus BeaneFor sure can get us some steroids.
- •HuckIf the benches ever clear, we are going to. Fuck. You. Up.
- •Elizabeth NorthSee Huck. But in a way you don't mind quite so much.
- •Rowan PopeWho wants to get hyped up by a pre-game speech? I WANT TO GET HYPED UP BY A PRE-GAME SPEECH SIR YES SIR!
- •David RosenWe'll make him bring snack.