In honor of Opening Day being less than a week away and a TLA fantasy baseball league run by @supercommonname, I invite your participation in this list. Ones like it exist elsewhere, but I thought we should curate the definitive guide. And Wikipedia makes it easy:
  1. Batavia Muckdogs
    Did I just swear? I could swear I swore.
  2. Fort Wayne TinCaps
    I live in Indiana. This name somehow seems appropriate.
  3. Montgomery Biscuits
    It's like rooting for a Carl's Jr.
  4. Modesto Nuts
    For realz. I worked for them for 2 seasons, there's a List in my drafts that will be getting published soon!
    Suggested by @supercommonname
  5. Orbit the Alien
    Albuquerque Isotopes of the PCL.
    Suggested by @andersun
  6. Fresno Tacos
    I think that we are technically still the Grizzlies, but they've been pushing this Taco thing a lot lately.
    Suggested by @krissybell76
  7. Pensacola Blue Wahoos
    Suggested by @k8zinker
  8. Arkansas Travelers: Okey the possum
    We have to laugh at ourselves down here. But seriously, possums are not "travelers." They are, at best, vagrants, and, at worst, possums. I don't know what I want the costume of a traveler to be. I just don't think it is a disgusting oversized rat dressed as Mario.
    Suggested by @listerine86