The Stages of Responding to Work Email

  1. Wait, what?
  2. This is what I want to say.
  3. Nay, this is what I NEED to say.
  4. I wonder if paragraph 3 needs some tweaking …
  5. Let me proofread this twice just to be sure my entire point isn't undermined by one typo.
  6. And send.
  7. Shit. Should I have said that?