Things I Would Rather Do Than Reactivate My Facebook
It's been almost two years now since I left. I have missed it approximately zero times.
- •Watch Godfather III
- •Listen to Train sing the song "Drive By"In Spanish or English
- •Attend a taping of Maury
- •Go to Golden Corral
- •Go to a Jeff Foxworthy show
- •Go to Golden Corral with Jeff FoxworthyThis idea is apparently too horrifying to express in GIF form. And yet … still preferable to the alternative.