It's been almost two years now since I left. I have missed it approximately zero times.
  1. Watch Godfather III
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  2. Listen to Train sing the song "Drive By"
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    In Spanish or English
  3. Attend a taping of Maury
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  4. Go to Golden Corral
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  5. Go to a Jeff Foxworthy show
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  6. Go to Golden Corral with Jeff Foxworthy
    This idea is apparently too horrifying to express in GIF form. And yet … still preferable to the alternative.