Things I Wouldn't Buy on Craigslist
- •A used mattress"Like" brand new.
- •A lake cabinWhy not just murder myself?
- •A used Liberator sex chaiseHey, guys, it was *just* washed, ok?
- •A sweet bunnyNote- semi potty trained. She's trying guys. Yeah at 3 years old I think that ship has sailed.Suggested by @k8zinker
- •Would only buy wheelchairs brand new after SEINFELD.What if I'm going downhill and something goes wrong?Suggested by @k8zinker