Things I Wouldn't Buy on Craigslist

  1. A used mattress
    "Like" brand new.
  2. A lake cabin
    Why not just murder myself?
  3. A used Liberator sex chaise
    Hey, guys, it was *just* washed, ok?
  4. A sweet bunny
    Note- semi potty trained. She's trying guys. Yeah at 3 years old I think that ship has sailed.
    Suggested by   @k8zinker
  5. Would only buy wheelchairs brand new after SEINFELD.
    What if I'm going downhill and something goes wrong?
    Suggested by   @k8zinker