Things Our Dog Could've Been Thinking While Barking at the Neighbor's Cat This Morning

  1. "Is something moving? I think something's moving. I don't trust things that move."
  2. "MY BABIES MY BABIES WHERE ARE MY BABIES"
  3. "Oh, cat. Why do we do this? I don't really hate you, but we have to go through the motions for the humans, don't we? Sigh."
  4. "I might do a turn upstate." *takes drag from cigarette* "But it'd be worth it."
  5. "BARK BARK BARK"