Things People Complain About That I Can't Relate to Because I'm the Person They're Complaining About

Inspired by @sarahgorman and @kate81
  1. People who quote Seinfeld too much.
  2. People who take too much pleasure in spotting typos on menus.
  3. People who take too long to get ready.
  4. People who never liked The Matrix, not even the first one.
  5. People who obsess over their number of Twitter followers.
  6. People who think Back to the Future II is better than Back to the Future I.
  7. People who use multiple :) in the same email.
  8. People who lament the rise of ebooks.
  9. People who complain loudly about Amazon.
  10. People who think they're better drivers than literally everyone else.
    Dammit! Did it again.