1. Change my profile picture from this.
    A puffy shirt does go with literally everything, though.
  2. Add the job I've had for the last 6 years.
    Or the job I had for 6 years before that.
  3. List some skills.
    To be fair, I'm not sure I have any.
  4. Search for people I know and add them as conections.
    And cross my fingers we don't have beef?
  5. "Endorse" my connections.
    I'm Ted Fox, and I approve this message. Which makes me qualified to tell you whether this guy I worked with a decade ago knows Excel.
  6. Not laugh out loud every time it asks me to congratulate someone on their "work anniversary," like that's a real thing that exists.
    Like for real.
  7. Remember my password.
    On the plus side, it's possible it's super secure.