1. Health: Excellent
    Giphy
    I mean, I'm happy to hear that, but …
  2. Favorite food: Fried chicken & French fries
    This resume was actually just a list of favorites.
    Suggested by @bbveg
  3. Interests: snowboarding, soccer, kart racing, researching on travel plan optimization, reading encyclopedias
    This was by proxy but ???
    Suggested by @sarahgorman