Basically sh*t only Nicki Minaj would say. Lol The very same reasons I love and hate Nicki Minaj.
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    "I floss everyday but I ain't a dentist"
    From truffle butter. I'm assuming she means literally flossing her teeth as well as flossing by wearing excessive amounts of jewelry.
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    "B---- you couldn't get a fan if it was hanging from the ceiling"
    Not sure what song this came from but it's my favorite lyric.
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    "Kitty on Fleek. Pretty on Fleek. Pretty gang always keep them ***** on geek"
    πŸ’πŸ½πŸ±- feeling myself featuring BeyoncΓ©
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    "I call the play, now do you see why? I got these b------ calling me Manning Eli"
    - Roman's revenge featuring Eminem
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    "Yeah, I said it has-been, hang it up, flatscreen, Plasma! Hey Nicki hey Nicki, asthma"
    *please pronounce "been" as you would bean here. From the song, Roman's revenge again. It's a great song lol if you want to feel like a dungeon dragon.
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    "I live where the moth-------- Pools and the trees is. Broke bishes so crusty, disgust me...couple wet wipes in case a bum try to touch me. Ew."
    This is pretty rude but pretty funny.
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    "If you could turn back time-Cher, you used to be here now you're gone-Nair."
    From her song, Did it on 'em" BTW, 1. I love Cher 2. Nair is good too.
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    "After that the queen will still reign here, I'm Santa Claus to these hoes without a reindeer. - Saint Nick...Ross, hey Rick!"
    I am your leader featuring Rick Ross & Camron
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    "My man full, he just ate. I don't duck nobody but tape. Yeah, that was a set up for a punchline on duct tape"
    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ wait what? Lol from the song Only
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    "He asked my sign, I said a Sag! Im a star, sheriff badge. What's the point? If I'm guarding. Double D up hoes, Dolly Parton"
    From my favorite Drake song of all time, "Make me proud" where Nicki is featured. *Disclaimer I am a Pisces but this line is so funny. Hahaha
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    "then a curve that n---- like a bad toss, let me get a #2 with some Mac sauce"
    I never had a #2 but I sure do love McDonald's. lol
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    "Keep gettin gifts for Santa Claus at the North Pole, today I'm icy but I'm praying for some more snow...let that hoe, ho ho, let that hoe know---he in love with that coco."
    Clearly Christmas is Nicki's fav holiday, safe for us to assume right?
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    Oh oh, you got some Epsom Salt I done balled all day you ain't touched the court. What? What you tired? You need a break? You was hot when? Ricki Lake!
    Till the world ends remix with Britney Spears & Ke$ha. Sidebar. Whatever happened to Ricki Lake?
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    I'm sure Nicki has plenty other lyrics these are just some of my favorites.
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    Pink wig, thick ass, give em whiplash
    Suggested by @anasha