Shit happens...
  1. I've been too busying playing the sims on my iPhone
    That's right...
  2. I got a new phone and didn't remember my username
    But now I'm back and I'm better!
  3. I got a boyfriend
    Thanks tinder. Yes I deleted the app
  4. I went to Vegas
    Still recovering from bachelorette party
  5. I got a new job
    Still chasing coins
  6. I've been soul searching
    I turned 26 and I've been reevaluating life ever since