How to find Simon

  1. 1.
    Screech or yell
  2. 2.
    Listen for an equivalent responding call
  3. 3.
    Triangulate until the source of the noise is clear
  4. 4.
    Check under/in tables, chairs, dumpsters etc
  5. 5.
    Rouse him from the fetal position by telling him that he needs to do his bio homework
  6. 6.
    Leash him up so you don't lose him again