We never met him, but we feel like we know him. Kind of.
  1. He’ll go the extra mile for a job interview.
    Static
  2. He has interesting landscaping taste.
    Garbage
  3. He is NOT a vegetarian.
    Rare roast beef
  4. Milk is his greatest vice.
    Dairy
  5. Hot sauce is more than just a condiment.
    Hot sauce
  6. And finally, he’s got all the roadside essentials.
    Fake feet