Things My 8 Year Old Sister Has Recently Said to Me
She has my birthday. She has long blond hair. I may or may not be jealous of her.
- •Close but no cigarThis was after taking a selfie of myself that she disapproved of.
- •Just put yellow die to make it one colorWhen she was being my sous chef and I told her to keep beating the eggs until it was one color.
- •Google itEvery damn day.
- •Eeeeeeeeeeeee badooongy faceThis happens on the regular. Thank you @bjnovak
- •I like this book. It has a lot of homonyms and idiomsWhile reading peanut butter and cupcake (highly suggested book).
- •I prefer to go privateI have yet to do so. Did I mention jealous?
- •I wish I could be a big sister so I could make fun of someoneUnclear if she understands the true joy of being a big sister. Or does she?
- •I can't wait to be a teenager. But I'm pretty worried about getting my period and deodorantI feel ya.
- •Cool, huh ?Just talking about herself in general.
- •Do I look chic?
- •I can make the bad guy's good for a weekendBecause Taylor.
- •Uhhhh you're a bit too young for meWhen Sammy, the 6 year old presented her with a rose and said "I want you to be my girlfriend".
- •Ummm, you should look into physical therapyWhen unsuccessfully trying to teach my friend how to do a cartwheel.
- •I was just wondering, what is hashtag?She claims all the cool kids say it.
- •I'm sending you a snapchat
- •Is that a rash on your face?No photo here as she was pointing to my beautiful acne.