THINGS THAT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME
- •AOL screen namesRubensgal@aol.com. Because you shouldn't make public the fact that you're Ruben Studdard's only fan
- •Checking WebMD
- •Getting your hair braided in the CaribbeanUnacceptable past customs
- •Stalking an ex's current girlfriendAnd realizing you know every outfit they own, who their friends are & when they're borrowing a friend's outfit
- •Putting your crush's name in white font on a white background on your AIM profileSmooth operator
- •Checking your bank account
- •Ripping off Beanie Baby tagsWho knew a first-edition Princess Diana Beanie Baby would be worth $300,000?