THINGS THAT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME

  1. AOL screen names
    Rubensgal@aol.com. Because you shouldn't make public the fact that you're Ruben Studdard's only fan
  2. Sun-in
  3. Checking WebMD
  4. Getting your hair braided in the Caribbean
    Unacceptable past customs
  5. Stalking an ex's current girlfriend
    And realizing you know every outfit they own, who their friends are & when they're borrowing a friend's outfit
  6. Putting your crush's name in white font on a white background on your AIM profile
    Smooth operator
  7. Checking your bank account
  8. Ripping off Beanie Baby tags
    Who knew a first-edition Princess Diana Beanie Baby would be worth $300,000?