Requested by @sophia
  1. Citizen Kane
    Come on. Admit it. You thought Citizen Kane was boring as fuck, just like the rest of us rubes.
  2. The Bicycle Thief
    Other movies have cuter kids. JUST SAYING.
  3. Stagecoach
    Every major Western is more fun than this. Even the minor ones tbh.
  4. 2001: A Space Odyssey
    The slowest movie Hollywood ever made. Ooooooopppppeeeeennnnn ttthhheeeee ppppooooodddddd bbbbbaaaaaayyy dddddoooooooooooooorrrrrrrrsss HAL.
  5. All About Eve
    Lol jk jk, everybody loves this, duh.
  6. Raging Bull
    Jake La Motta is a wife beating douche and if your film professor didn't make you, you would never watch this movie ever again.
  7. Fantasia
    Separated into YouTube clips? MASTERPIECE. Altogether? Asleep in ten minutes.
  8. Lawrence Of Arabia
    It's soooooo beautiful. Its sooooooooooooooooooooo long.
  9. ETA: Double Indemnity
    You like Body Heat better. No shame in saying it.
  10. It's A Wonderful Life
    Lol jk again. I'm not a monster.