Classic Movies People Pretend to Like but Don't Really Like
- •Citizen KaneCome on. Admit it. You thought Citizen Kane was boring as fuck, just like the rest of us rubes.
- •The Bicycle ThiefOther movies have cuter kids. JUST SAYING.
- •StagecoachEvery major Western is more fun than this. Even the minor ones tbh.
- •2001: A Space OdysseyThe slowest movie Hollywood ever made. Ooooooopppppeeeeennnnn ttthhheeeee ppppooooodddddd bbbbbaaaaaayyy dddddoooooooooooooorrrrrrrrsss HAL.
- •All About EveLol jk jk, everybody loves this, duh.
- •Raging BullJake La Motta is a wife beating douche and if your film professor didn't make you, you would never watch this movie ever again.
- •FantasiaSeparated into YouTube clips? MASTERPIECE. Altogether? Asleep in ten minutes.
- •Lawrence Of ArabiaIt's soooooo beautiful. Its sooooooooooooooooooooo long.
- •ETA: Double IndemnityYou like Body Heat better. No shame in saying it.
- •It's A Wonderful LifeLol jk again. I'm not a monster.