Dating Apps, Ranked by Likelihood of Finding the One

  1. 1.
    Where sugar daddies and sugar babies can find the one.
  2. 2.
    Where my best friend Billy found the one.
  3. 3.
    Where people who trust spokesmen who remind them of Mr. Rogers can find the one.
  4. 4.
    Where people who have enough time to fill out a ten thousand question survey can find the one.
  5. 5.
    Tinder good luck. You are your problem Annie. And you're the solution.