Dating Apps, Ranked by Likelihood of Finding the One

  1. 1.
    SeekingArrangement
    Where sugar daddies and sugar babies can find the one.
  2. 2.
    Grindr
    Where my best friend Billy found the one.
  3. 3.
    eHarmony
    Where people who trust spokesmen who remind them of Mr. Rogers can find the one.
  4. 4.
    OkCupid
    Where people who have enough time to fill out a ten thousand question survey can find the one.
  5. 5.
    Tinder
    .......lol good luck. You are your problem Annie. And you're the solution.