Girl, Where's Your Oscar??

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    Kathy Najimi, Sister Act
    The one true inspiration for this list.
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    Naomi Campbell, the interview with Tyra on The Tyra Show
    Is this a movie? No. Should they have made an exception? Absolutely. Intriguingly Naomi should also win an Oscar for her Oprah Show appearance, but that would be Supporting Actress, whereas on Tyra's show she's unquestionably a lead.
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    This bitch, Notorious
    Minus the Nazism, this is what I imagine my thirties will be like.
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    Nora Ephron, everything
    Just pretend this AFI microphone being held up in tribute to Mike Nichols is an Oscar. It's less painful that way.
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    Fran Drescher, The Nanny
    John Williams could fart into a microphone and win an Oscar but Fran Drescher created, starred in, and wrote The Nanny and yet she has no Oscar.
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    Gina Gershon, Showgirls
    A friend once asked me if I could give one woman the ultimate Supporting Actress Oscar out of every supporting actress in every movie ever made, who would I pick? And then I murdered him for disrespecting Gina and pretending there is even a competition.
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    Shirley Chisholm, Shirley Chisholm's 1972 presidential campaign
    Unbought and unbossed but no Oscar? Smh.
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    Every woman who has ever starred in an adaptation of Dangerous Liaisons
    Every. Goddamn. One. This might be a separate list?
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    Nancy Meyers's kitchen, every Nancy Meyers movie
    If this can't win Production Design, why is there a Production Design award at all?
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    Joan Cusack, running into that water fountain and probably snapping her pelvis in half in Broadcast News
    The most I have ever laughed in a movie.
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    Toni Collette, Emma
    Fun fact: Toni Collette is Oscar winner Marion Cotillard's favorite actress. I wonder if she's seen Emma.
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    BjΓΆrk, Dancer In The Dark
    ugh fuck me up Icelandic alien queen 😭
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    Raven-SymonΓ©, That's So Raven
    Iconic. I hope she stays on The View forever.
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    Pam Grier, Jackie Brown
    I'm not going to explain this. You know. We all know.
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    Rosalind Russell, The Women
    Look at this queen and tell me she doesn't deserve ten Oscars.
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    Rosalind Russell's hat, His Girl Friday
    Best Supporting Hattress
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    Viola Davis, The Help
    I'm sorry but I still can't watch Meryl's speech from that year and that was a REALLY good speech.
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    Maggie Gyllenhaal, The Honorable Woman
    I watched this for eight hours straight this weekend and I wish Maggie could spontaneously EGOT for it.
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    Gael GarcΓ­a Bernal, Bad Education
    Not at all being facetious or Eddie Redmayne-y OMG *TRANS*FORMATION about this (sorry Eddie! You still seem sweet!) but I love Pedro's men who become women.
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    BeyoncΓ©, BeyoncΓ©
    But I would have settled for Listen.