How to Pitch a Movie to Guarantee My Ticket

Ok ok, this might not actually be that hard………¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  1. "A down-on-her-luck waitress…"
  2. "A tough-talking newspaperwoman…"
    Feel free to insert the 21st century media equivalent.
  3. "An obsessive lady stalker…"
  4. "A woman on trial…"
  5. "A woman on a mission…"
  6. "A woman on the run…"
  7. "A woman tormented by society…"
  8. "A dissatisfied Southern belle…"
  9. "An unraveling dancer…"
  10. "An aspiring actress…"
  11. "An aging actress…"
  12. "A delusional actress…"
  13. "A hardscrabble call girl…"
  14. "A repressed lesbian…"
  15. "An aspiring businesswoman…"
    I like to marvel at how the other half lives.
  16. "A community of women…"
  17. "A woman and her supportive friends…"
  18. "A woman and her very different sister..."
  19. "A mother and daughter…"
  20. "An 18th century Frenchwoman…"
    Or 19th century. Or early 20th century. Or mid 20th century. Or now. I'm not picky.
  21. "A woman's elaborate fantasy life…"
  22. "A woman's Machiavellian schemes…"
  23. "A woman's rigid morals…"
    We are so different. And yet maybe the same???
  24. "Trapped in a women's asylum…"
    Ugh. The ultimate. Nirvana. (Would also accept convent.)