Martin Scorsese Movies That Would Be Better if They Starred Naomi Campbell

  1. Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
    Naomi wins ten Oscars.
  2. Taxi Driver
    Jodie is a young black model Naomi wants to mentor.
  3. Gangs Of New York
    Naomi as Bill The Butcher. Ten more Oscars.
  4. The Aviator
    No changes. Naomi wears suits and pees in a milk bottle.
  5. Cape Fear
    No violence, just Naomi rolling up in a convertible looking fly, slowly sabotaging Nick Nolte fam's self esteem.