1. Birdman
    Sights! Sounds! Birds becoming men, men becoming birds! 🐣🐥
  2. Madame Bovary (1948)
    Just how far will Madame Bovary go for better home decor???
  3. Farewell My Queen
    What if we recreated history with painstaking accuracy, except we made everyone a sexy lesbian? 💯
  4. Queen Margot
    What if the old school wars of religion happened because everyone in France was a big fun incesty slut? 💏🍆
  5. The Brontë Sisters (1979)
    What if the Brontë sisters were all actually aspiring French actresses who hated each other? What if we pretended Isabelle Huppert is the worst one?
  6. Jane Eyre (1943)
    Bless the fool who thought Orson Welles might reign it in to play Rochester.
  7. Black Swan
    "You stole my things????" 🔪
  8. Great Balls Of Fire! 🔥🔥
    Prestige biopic orrrrrrrr a cartoon romcom where a grown ass man dates his twelve year old cousin? As played by thoroughly appealing Heathers-era Winona Ryder!
  9. Les Misérables
    The fisheye lens. The sound Russell Crowe's back makes when his body hits the parapets. The neverending and sometimes bad singing. The amount of shit apparently in the Paris sewers. That one soldier who shows up at the end who can actually sing. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
  10. Memoirs of a Geisha
    Suggested by @gaseous_clay