People My Dad Tried to Claim Were in His Coven

The five female public figures who have meant the most in his life...
  1. The woman from the St. Jude's Hospital commercials
  2. The leader of Germany's Green Party in the 1980's, Petra Kelly
  3. Elizabeth Warren
  4. The woman who invented Kevlar
  5. East German gold medalist for figure skating, Katarina Witt
  6. "A business woman! Help me think of a business woman."
  7. Shakira
    The only person I would accept as true.