Possible Explanations for the Telemarketer Who Called Me at 5:20am Today ☎️

  1. Demonic possession
  2. Drunk
  3. Actually a masochist who calls that early in order to get berated
  4. Actually a sadist who calls that early in order to cause another human pain
  5. Selling souls
  6. Thought my number was an emergency hotline and needed to call from work
    In this case, I am so sorry for hanging up, but I am not an appropriate resource at this time.
  7. Got triple dog dared
  8. The seams of capitalism have frayed and chaos is upon us
    Most likely.