Possible Explanations for the Telemarketer Who Called Me at 5:20am Today ☎️
- •Demonic possession
- •Actually a masochist who calls that early in order to get berated
- •Actually a sadist who calls that early in order to cause another human pain
- •Selling souls
- •Thought my number was an emergency hotline and needed to call from workIn this case, I am so sorry for hanging up, but I am not an appropriate resource at this time.
- •Got triple dog dared
- •The seams of capitalism have frayed and chaos is upon usMost likely.