Things I've Said to Try to Get People to Watch the 1981 Horror Movie Possession With Me

(Spoilers?)
  1. It's funny!
    True.
  2. You've never seen anything like it.
    Probably true.
  3. It's in English!
    Objectively very true.
  4. I'm in love with the lead actress.
    So true. Get it Isabelle Adjani.
  5. I have it on my computer.
    The most true.
  6. It's like a John Cassavetes movie, but the wife is fucking an octopus monster.
    The winner. Every time.