Things I've Said to Try to Get People to Watch the 1981 Horror Movie Possession With Me
- •It's funny!True.
- •You've never seen anything like it.Probably true.
- •It's in English!Objectively very true.
- •I'm in love with the lead actress.So true. Get it Isabelle Adjani.
- •I have it on my computer.The most true.
- •It's like a John Cassavetes movie, but the wife is fucking an octopus monster.The winner. Every time.