1. It's funny!
  2. You've never seen anything like it.
    Probably true.
  3. It's in English!
    Objectively very true.
  4. I'm in love with the lead actress.
    So true. Get it Isabelle Adjani.
  5. I have it on my computer.
    The most true.
  6. It's like a John Cassavetes movie, but the wife is fucking an octopus monster.
    The winner. Every time.