Things I Would Rather Have Outside My Window Instead of More Damn Snow

#EastCoast
  1. The Babadook
  2. Philip, from Listen Up Philip
  3. My friendquaintance Albert, who I lowkey crush on, and who definitely keeps his room neater than mine.
    Who's even named Albert though?
  4. Voldemort
  5. My seventh grade teacher Mrs. Daubert, who was both a moron and an asshole.
  6. My mom
    Would also be disturbed by the state of my room.
  7. SPRING
    IT IS MARCH. ACT LIKE IT.