Things I Would Rather Have Outside My Window Instead of More Damn Snow
- •The Babadook
- •Philip, from Listen Up Philip
- •My friendquaintance Albert, who I lowkey crush on, and who definitely keeps his room neater than mine.Who's even named Albert though?
- •My seventh grade teacher Mrs. Daubert, who was both a moron and an asshole.
- •My momWould also be disturbed by the state of my room.
- •SPRINGIT IS MARCH. ACT LIKE IT.