#thirstlisting: White Boy Things I'm Guiltily Hot For
I really want thirst-listing to become a thing. I also want an excuse to write 40 more lists about women.
- •"Hungry Heart"—Bruce SpringsteenGet at me ain't-shit-leave-your-wife-and-kids Bruce. Bring your bandana.
- •Paul Ryan demanding family time if he's going to run for the House SpeakerDon't even tell me how a woman would be treated if she asked for the same thing. Definitely don't tell me about Paul Ryan's labor policies. I know.
- •Johnny Depp licking the prison window in Cry-BabyThere's a lot of licking in this movie tbh and I'm here for all of it.
- •Bernie SandersDon't push it though.
- •The sound Elvis makes in "Don't Be Cruel" after the first verse ends"Hmmmmm!!"
- •Thin White Duke era David BowieSexiest vest of all time.
- •Angel on BuffyThis is a Spike-free zone.
- •The American WestI was once in a room where a hot boy said he was from Wyoming. You don't just come back from things like that.