5 PHOTOS ON MY PHONE, CHOSEN AT RANDOM

  1. The time Anthony and my cousin Brittini showed up to a funeral dressed like Old Navy mannequins, golden retriever in a bandana not included.
  2. I'm an adult who openly plays The Sims. I also always think llamas are hilarious.
  3. That time my migraine landed me in the ER and I kept doing E.T. impressions.
  4. One time I went through a local art museum and snapped photos with modern captions.
  5. I still can't remember why Ekpen has a catana. No, really, why do you own this?