1. The time Anthony and my cousin Brittini showed up to a funeral dressed like Old Navy mannequins, golden retriever in a bandana not included.
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  2. I'm an adult who openly plays The Sims. I also always think llamas are hilarious.
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  3. That time my migraine landed me in the ER and I kept doing E.T. impressions.
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  4. One time I went through a local art museum and snapped photos with modern captions.
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  5. I still can't remember why Ekpen has a catana. No, really, why do you own this?
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