WHY I MIGHT HATE YOU
- •You went to Duke.
- •You fail to use your turn signal.
- •You keep spelling my name Terry.
- •You are rude to a waiter.
- •You talk a lot about how busy you are.
- •You think you're too good for reality tv.
- •You have a made-up food allergy.
- •You want to tell me how important you are.
- •You talk crap about the South even though you have never been there.