REASONS I CAN'T SLEEP

Hello, 12:30am.
  1. 1.
    I haven't finished the final draft of my paper
    For my last class of my undergrad degree. No, I'm not nervous. Why do you ask?
  2. 2.
    I'm trying to figure out what Chris Evan and Sebastian Stan'd 'ship name would be
    Christian? Evanstan? Stevan's? Sebris?
  3. 3.
    There's dog hair on my pillow case.
    GSDs shed all the fur. And he does nothing but lay in the bed all day.
  4. 4.
    I'm wearing one sock.
    A sad necessity. Stupid toe injury. I hate wearing socks to bed.
  5. 5.
    Reddit.
    WHAT IF I MISS SOMETHING?
  6. 6.
    Cheese.
  7. 7.
    Insomnia.
    Bitch.