Things Mom Should Have Told Me

  1. High heels are the devil
  2. Boys smell but you will need the lawn care
  3. You will one day shave your face
  4. Friendships will come and go, those that last are precious few
  5. Learn to love carrot sticks and celery
  6. The path you set out to take will have detours and quicksand
  7. Only give your heart to those capable of giving theirs in return
  8. Someone will ruin the coffee table by not using a coaster. This is law
  9. A clean house will last an hour, enjoy your weekends
  10. Wine makes it better