Things Theater Kid Parents Know

  1. Life is a stage and you might be asked to paint scenery
  2. Oklahoma is often performed in grade school, high school and college
  3. You know all the words to One from A Chorus Line
  4. Your household items are always in jeopardy of being props
  5. Strained vocal chords are soothed with warm water and honey
  6. If they decide to teach you are attending amateur productions well Into your golden years
  7. Rent .... You know an awful lot about rent