Foods That Taste Like Regret

These are foods that I crave from time to time but I immediately regret eating as soon as I consume them. Please feel free to suggest your own!
  1. McDonald's breakfast
    When I go on road trips, I always seem to stop at McDonald's during the first leg of my trip, and I always get the sausage biscuit meal. Fifteen minutes later, the sandwich and hashbrown are sitting like lead, and all I'm left with is some orange-colored drink.
  2. Ramen noodles
    I'm not talking about actual ramen noodles. I'm talking about the sodium-packed staples of every college student ever.
  3. Deep-dish pizza
    The perfect storm of carbs and grease (from the cheese).
  4. Funnel cake
    Don't get me wrong - I love funnel cake. However, I've never had one that wasn't immediately followed by a sense of self-loathing. I think it's a combination of the size and the sheet amount of grease/calories it contains.
  5. Onion rings
    So very tempting, so very greasy.