THINGS I THOUGHT I'D DO BY AGE 35

That number will be an adjective to describe me next month
  1. Give birth to two children
  2. Travel to NYC
  3. Only be dying my hair for fun
  4. Exercise every day
  5. Keep good house
  6. Cook a fantastic and delicious meal almost daily
  7. Still be wearing Victoria's Secret bras
  8. Still match my underwear to my bras
  9. Have no wrinkles
  10. Manage to put my laundry away right after its done
  11. Dress like Ally McBeal at work
  12. Wear cute shoes everyday