THINGS I'M TIRED OF ANSWERING/HEARING AS AN UNEMPLOYED PERSON WHO IS JOB HUNTING

WARNING: SARCASM AHEAD
  1. Have you been applying?
    NO I HAVE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT. OF COURSE I'M FREAKING APPLYING TO JOBS. LIKE ALL DAY EVERYDAY.
  2. Have you followed up?
    Once again... Yes! I love being ignored my HR people on the daily!
  3. Well your field is really competitive!
    Oh really?! Basically every field is competitive, did you know that??? Hmm?? Oh you aren't job hunting right now so u are unaware... Right right
  4. You're so lucky to have the time off!
    Yes I liked it for about a week and a half but I would much rather be a CONTRIBUTING MEMBER OF SOCIETY
  5. Have you tried applying to [insert well known, huge corporation here]?
    Yes BUT it is incredibly difficult to get your resume looked at there let alone a job.
  6. Why not just go straight to grad school?
    Why? So I can be over qualified with little to no experience while also racking up more debt?
  7. Want to go out tonight?
    I do but can I afford to? NO.